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What's More: Katie Holmes

Apr13
Katie Holmes Boobs More importantly: Katie Holmes has grandma, pancake boobs?! Closeup Katie Holmes Pregnant Boobs

Tom Cruise's Abusive Father

Apr13
He was the kind of person where, if something goes wrong, they kick you.
--Tom Cruise on abusive father(s? place?)? Wow, that's wrong. Tom Cruise has no sense of grammar.

Tom Cruise Squints Eyes

Mar19
Still-pregnant, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, looking fashionable, but here's a great quote: Katie Holmes Tom Cruise
People: Mom-to-be Katie Holmes sports shades – while fiancé Tom Cruise could stand to use a pair – in Beverly Hills on Sunday.
Ha ha! That's spot on. Tom often looks squinty-eyed, but here I didn't even recognize him. Anyway, more importantly: look at that bag???!!! Most important: what do you think of this fashion?

Tom Cruise's Evil Strikes Again

Mar17
Tom CruisePage Six: March 17, 2006 -- HOLLYWOOD bully Tom Cruise got Comedy Central to cancel Wednesday night's cablecast of a controversial "South Park" episode about Scientology by warning that he'd refuse to promote "Mission Impossible 3," insiders say. Since Paramount is banking on "MI3" to rake in blockbuster profits this summer, and Paramount is owned by Viacom, which also owns Comedy Central, the tactic worked. The episode, which first aired last November, was set to rerun Wednesday night, but was mysteriously pulled at the last minute. Now the question is whether Comedy Central will ever again air "Trapped in the Closet" and whether it will be included on the DVD of the show's ninth season. Cruise has a history of playing hardball. He is allegedly responsible for the missing sex scene his fiancée Katie Homes filmed (before she started dating Tom) in "Thank You for Smoking," which opens today.
Tom Cruise's evil strikes once more. Why pull the episode on rerun? That seems lame, but if it doesn't appear in the DVD, that says something really pathetic about those pansy Viacom heads. They could instead yank Cruise's Mission Impossible 3, but they would lose a lot of money. What really should be done is a boycott on hiring Cruise, starting now. No money lost, and no one wants to see him in movies, anymore, anyway! Win win. Cruise -> lose. Perfect.

Katie Holmes Huge in Australia

Feb22
Katie Holmes (Katie Holmes heads to a memorial service for billionaire Kerry Packer, in Sydney, Australia, last Thursday.) Wow. How many 5 year old children is Katie carrying?

Katie Holmes / D & G Leotard

Feb21
Katie Holmes Leotard mystery, revisited. Now Style Bytes found this picture and placed it next to Katie's (below), while asking "who came first?"

Katie Holmes / D & G Photo from Style Bytes .net

Well, technically D&G had been working on this line some time ago (that's how the fashion business works), but who's to say exactly when they created this reverse-hipster leotard. The facts are that Katie wore hers before even New York Fashion Week kicked off (our original post about it aired February 4th and the picture was at least a "few days" old) and D&G's Fall / Winter 2006 show was yesterday, Monday February 20th in Milan's Fashion Week. It's doubtless that it's the same piece, and I personally doubt the design house would send suggestions to a pregnant lady to spread this look. So the mystery is both unraveling and getting further twisted and more interesting!

Life & Style Pulls Publicity Ploy

Feb15
Tom Kat SplitLife & Style Magazine has announced in their recent issue that TomKat is kaput. As much as I want to believe it, it's all too good to be true. (Hey, I'm a bitter single, or ... I'm a human with a gag reflex.) This looks to me to be a publicity ploy by the very little known magazine. Nice try, but I want to see this thing be announced ... not even in a magazine, I want a fight to explode on Oprah. Some credible source, see it for my own eyes, you know. Really, if this relationship is fake, like we've all been thinking, it'll go down blazing, for sure. We have not seen the last of TOMKAT! (Dun dun dunnnnnn.)

Big Fashion Moments 2005

Jan14
10. The Black Eyed Peas The Black Eyed Peas This is just the Black Eyed Peas, it's how they, frightfully, are: fashionably disastrous, daringly trashy. All year, and beyond. 9. Johnny Damon Sells Out Johnny Damon's Yankee Haircut Johnny Damon whores himself to the Yankees, but looked pretty nice. Hmm. 8. Clean Up Paris's State? Paris Hilton Demure It's all a front 7. Martha Stewart's Post-Prison Poncho Martha Stewart's Poncho The crime still lives on as she gives newly crocheted monstrosities to guests on her talk show. 6. Michael Jackson Wore Pajamas to Court Jackson's Pajamas The waning strength of Jackson's mind is no excuse, but at least his excuse of coming from the doctor does mean that this attire is not normal for Michael's public appearances. 5. Shrinkdown Nicole Richie thin Nicole Richie and friend, Lindsay Lohan, got very unhealthily skinny. At least Lindsay might be putting a few lbs back on. (Nicole, where is that comfort eating after your breakup??!) (Paris, let your old pal have a burger!) 4. Boho Blowup Sienna Miller Boho Queen Thanks in part to Sienna Miller, boho blew up in 2005. Now, it seems to be dying out (thanks in part to Sienna going sleeker). 3. TomKat Lose Themselves in Each Other Katie Holmes Looks Awful with Pregnancy Fashion-wise, or so lovingly say the pansy "critics." Really, "Kate" lost more and more of herself, alone, to the scary power of Tom and Scientology (and perhaps the alien baby inside of her). Things might be looking up for 2006, thanks to Katie's father speaking up. Now, Katie might be questioning the relationship. 2. Bag Lady Chic Mary Kate Dumpster Chic Or dumpster chic. Make a style resolution for 2006, k? 1. Britney Spears Lost Her Fashion Sense with Baby Preston Britney Spears Pregnant Looks The trash keeps talkin', without a brain, of thoughts of having 2nd baby with K-Fed. And here's how that all started

Call Me Kate ... Cruise

Oct21
Kate Cruise and Tom CruiseKatie Holmes wants to be referred to, now, as "Kate" and she will change her last name to "Cruise" once wed. InTouch,
"Tom calls her Kate, so he suggested she start going by that professionally."
The Superficial pointed out that Tom is "naming" Katie and that she suffers from an Electra Complex. I say, he's renaming her for her "born again" discovery of Scientology. He's tying her down to housewife freedom. She is so brainwashed by that Tom and his Scientology. That's what this "religion" (read: cult) does to people, it's sick. Katie was sweet, charming and her. And you know that starlets rarely change from their maiden names when marrying! This is too much.

Tom Cruise Losing Looks Along with Mind

Oct05
Ugly Tom Cruise Do I have Shallow Hal goggles on, or does Tom Cruise keep getting more and more physically unattractive?

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