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Lindsay Lohan's Fashion: You Decide

Mar24
Lindsay Lohan fashion Lindsay Lohan, the "fashion" in this picture: talk amongst yourselves.

Learn from the Lindsay Lohan Paparazzi Video

Mar16
This should be a lesson to all of us who use tabloid material. Seeing this, we know the reality of such intrusions is a shame.

Lindsay Lohan's New Breast Slip

Mar01
Lindsay Lohan Breast SlipYes, Lindsay Lohan's entire right side of one breast slipped out of her dress, while attending The GM Fashion Show in Los Angeles. Or did it? There are thoughts that this is photoshopped. But I say it's very well publishable. Let's continue... Despite her weight loss, it looks like a fairly healthy, very very natural breast. I believe from sudden puberty, her big weight loss, or even the slight weight gain-back (slight), there could be some stretch marks, though. And if I may, I'd like to mention her unhealthily sunned skin. You can see the difference from the chest to all of the often-bared parts. Tsk, tsk. Via The Superficial

Big Fashion Moments 2005

Jan14
10. The Black Eyed Peas The Black Eyed Peas This is just the Black Eyed Peas, it's how they, frightfully, are: fashionably disastrous, daringly trashy. All year, and beyond. 9. Johnny Damon Sells Out Johnny Damon's Yankee Haircut Johnny Damon whores himself to the Yankees, but looked pretty nice. Hmm. 8. Clean Up Paris's State? Paris Hilton Demure It's all a front 7. Martha Stewart's Post-Prison Poncho Martha Stewart's Poncho The crime still lives on as she gives newly crocheted monstrosities to guests on her talk show. 6. Michael Jackson Wore Pajamas to Court Jackson's Pajamas The waning strength of Jackson's mind is no excuse, but at least his excuse of coming from the doctor does mean that this attire is not normal for Michael's public appearances. 5. Shrinkdown Nicole Richie thin Nicole Richie and friend, Lindsay Lohan, got very unhealthily skinny. At least Lindsay might be putting a few lbs back on. (Nicole, where is that comfort eating after your breakup??!) (Paris, let your old pal have a burger!) 4. Boho Blowup Sienna Miller Boho Queen Thanks in part to Sienna Miller, boho blew up in 2005. Now, it seems to be dying out (thanks in part to Sienna going sleeker). 3. TomKat Lose Themselves in Each Other Katie Holmes Looks Awful with Pregnancy Fashion-wise, or so lovingly say the pansy "critics." Really, "Kate" lost more and more of herself, alone, to the scary power of Tom and Scientology (and perhaps the alien baby inside of her). Things might be looking up for 2006, thanks to Katie's father speaking up. Now, Katie might be questioning the relationship. 2. Bag Lady Chic Mary Kate Dumpster Chic Or dumpster chic. Make a style resolution for 2006, k? 1. Britney Spears Lost Her Fashion Sense with Baby Preston Britney Spears Pregnant Looks The trash keeps talkin', without a brain, of thoughts of having 2nd baby with K-Fed. And here's how that all started

Lindsay Lohan's Belted Coat

Dec11
Lindsay Lohan Black Belted Coat Via Spiga black wool-blend 'Cipria' coat Via Spiga 'Cipria' coat Lindsay Lohan looks stunning and sophisticated in her black golden-hardware belted coat at the GQ Man of the Year Awards (much better than in the Stripper-Posing Barely-Frock underneath [picture]). So, we decided to suggest the Via Spiga black wool-blend 'Cipria' coat, to look flattering and professional on you. Then we found more coats by Via Spiga that we love! Via Spiga ivory wool blend 'Poppy' coat with black leather trim
Via Spiga ivory wool blend 'Poppy' coat with black leather trim Flattering lines in trendy winter white!

Lindsay Lohan's Makeover

Dec09
Lindsay Lohan Brunette Lindsay Lohan's new brunette--bordering on black hair--'do, looks incredible. And -- I know, I know -- I didn't realize until now! Lindsay Lohan Makeover She's actually looking really hot, overall, not even skinny! She looks like a new, mature, siren. Now she just needs the proper movie roles to complete the transformation into woman.

Pamela Anderson and Lindsay Lohan

Aug20
Pamela Anderson is doing something to Lindsay Lohan. Pamela Anderson almost kisses Lindsay Lohan She appears to have had boundary problems while greeting the young starlet; and they came together in an almost kiss. Look how scared little Lindsay looks!

Lindsay's Mature and Sophisticated Looks

Aug15
Mr. and Mrs. Smith Premiere When Lindsay grew out of her ten-year-old freckles, she grew into not only a beautiful young lady, but a taste for style. She experiments and wears the best of the best - sometimes. One thing she does, while usually looking stunning - is wear sophisticated styles beyond her years. The lass looks great, and there's usually no issue with overt sexually, in these looks. My peeve is that it's a bit mature and out of step with the other aspects of her teen queen-bee image. The actress gets non-juicy roles in vacuous films which don't demand the talent she actually has. And while this girl is always either fashionable or trendy (there is often a difference), she doesn't have one personality in her clothing choices. When Lindsay dresses like she does here, on the runway of the Mr. and Mrs. Smith premiere, I get confused.

Lindsay Lohan, the Rocker

Aug15
Lindsay Lohan the rocker This picture illustrates one of the biggest makeovers of Lindsay Lohan's career and style. She became a singer. I'm feeling pretty loose with my terminology, here. The teen star was able to show off bigger, bolder looks, as well as shorter, skimpier attire, once she made her music debut. But here is young Lindsay looking very fresh, and I approve of this photo. Click for a larger version.

Lindsay Lohan Writes to Express Emotions

Aug15
Lindsay Lohan has been writing to express her feelings about her recent family troubles. Lindsay Lohan writes? That's a little hard to believe, having heard (a couple of) her songs. Just don't tell me that Britney Spears reads, though, okay? I can't take that much wheezing laughter. Lohan's rep spoke to People Magazine, "[When] some people write poetry or short stories, she writes lyrics." What does the teen queen have to say? "It's kind of her asking her father why he did this, with all this on her shoulders ... she's saying, 'You say you loved us, why are you doing this to us?'" That sounds original.
"Lindsay's song, described as a 'rockish ballad,' is expected to be released as a single within the next two months and a video shot for it in the next five weeks, the rep added." Music mogul Tommy Mottola also tells PEOPLE: "Lindsay is one of the most talented, creative and intuitive people I've ever met. Her visual ideas for this piece are absolutely incredible. I suggested that she direct this video because in addition to having complete knowledge of the medium, she has even a greater understanding of the material."
While I will stand to point out that Lindsay is talented, I must say this: Understands the song she wrote? She wrote it, right? There is just no standard for "artists" these days. To get serious, for a minute, the situation with her parent's divorce is pretty bad.
Lindsay, whose parents' bitter divorce trial is under way in Long Island, N.Y., has said that her father, Michael Lohan, never helped her career, though he now seeks half the earnings of his estranged wife Dina, who manages Lindsay. Dina, 42, has claimed that Michael, 45, whom she married in 1985, was an abusive philanderer. Michael is currently in prison for crimes including driving while impaired.

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