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The Word on Spears' Son, Sean Preston's Fall

Apr13
We've all heard the conclusion-jumped gossip about Britney Spears's son's fall, his skull fracture, and the Sheriff's department's visit to her home. But more realistic stories have come out from the department, itself. Read a source of truth at People.com:
While the baby's nanny was lifting him from his high chair, something snapped in the chair and Sean Preston slipped from her arms and fell to the floor, bruising his head. Star Britney's Baby Fractures Skull A doctor came to the house that day and examined the child; he seemed fine. But six days later, Spears and Federline became concerned [because the baby was sleeping more than usual?] and took Sean Preston to Santa Monica-UCLA Medical Center to have him checked out, the source adds. No serious problems were found. "While there was an automatic report by the hospital to the Department of Children and Family Services, DCFS immediately responded and determined there was no problem and no reason to open a formal investigation," Spears's attorney Marty Singer tells PEOPLE. "They determined that the parents were not involved in any injury and that nothing improper was done within the home."
No new or different stories have come out since this, and it appears to be accurate. I should scold the gossipers, but I know it's fun and creates more fun from attention and discussion (at least on these blogs, the pros are different). What I can do is wonder about the real help factor of these hired hands. Is Britney a good mom or bad? Does a nanny factor in? Did she hire a cheap caretaker? What is she doing right now that she needs a nanny?---Shopping? It seems she's always with him for photo opps, is that all? So many questions. One more: if Britney is pregnant again, can she handle it (in any of many darn ways)?

Get Britney Spears's Bikini

Mar21
American Eagle Bikini Top American Eagle Bikini Bottom
Britney Spears bikini I liked this double-polka-dot bikini when I saw it at American Eagle, especially in brown. Then I spotted a very similar top on Britney, while she chilled with son, Sean Preston, in Maui. The AE version is $54, top and bottom combined (I hope :-)).

Snarker Speaks Out: Britney Pregnant, Again?

Mar17
Britney Spears Beach To me, this isn't the stomach or body of a newly pregnant woman. Look at the tone formations, and would her legs and arms be that thick? I think she's just carrying weight. I hope that's all it is, because this makes me so happy to stare and stare and stare at.

Show Us Britney's Boobs

Mar01
Britney Spears gave back to victims of Katrina from her home state of Louisiana by treating dance student fans to a New Orleans style meal and a shopping trip to celebrate Mardi Gras, this Fat Tuesday. Nice! Britney Spears Fat Tuesday Unfortunately, we can hardly see what Britney looks like in this photo (to judge or just entertain ourselves). I can say that she, again, looks a bit conservative. Britney, show us your boobs!

Where's Pop Princess Britney?

Feb26
Britney Spears My PrerogativeBritney Spears has been many things in her career (when she had a career). Since the marriage and motherhood and hickhood and unemployment ... I'm wishing she would just put out records again. (Shock!) Those were the days when she took gorgeous photo shoots, had wild, but put-together ensembles, and danced to her own mindlessly fun pop. In some ways, it was better. Besides, I'm urging to make fun of her working-girl getups and techno-pop "music!" Let's switch it up. Don't shoot me for this opinion, it's spur-of-the-moment, and probably fleeting.

Kevine Federline Led to Drinking

Feb21
Kevin Federline is having a hard time dealing with fame and the paparazzi since the frenzy began when his son was born, he himself reported to Newsweek.
"The day we came home from the hospital, we had 40 cars behind us, and there were another 50 lining the side of the Pacific Coast Highway, all trying to get a shot inside the front window," he told Newsweek. "It felt like they put a ransom on my child. OK, they didn't take my child, but they did put a price tag on his head."
Now the pressure of "performing" while dirty dancing at night clubs has lead him to "pink up the bottle." Britney and Kevin Federline at a SAG party
"Everybody crowds around. I don't have the freedom to run out on the dance floor. When my wife's there, she doesn't care. She'll run out there and she'll be, like, 'Come on!' But it's a display now. It's like, ugh, give me a bottle of Jack Daniel's and let me think about it."
Their whole "Chaotic" life may make Kevin an alcoholic, if he isn't one already. Great! Plus, Is there anything more important to Mr. and Mrs. Federline than partying? It appears not, and that's wrong. *Update* In other news, Kevin told a correspondent of the Tyra Banks Show that he gets his slicked-back hair look by "not washing." I somehow think there's less joke in that statement than one would hope.

Britney Gained Weight

Feb15
Britney Gained WeightBritney, looking thick! This is actually a much hotter look for Brit, imho: in my haughty opinion. Does this mean she IS pregnant? She is showing some tummy (in that OTHER way she does), but she seems to be carrying more poundage in her arms. And the girl's always had butt, but it's looking fuller. The other shocking thing is that she's actually dressing herself. (Look at those wedges!) Well, she is back to work, as a guest star on Will & Grace. Come to think of it, she is looking more professional than her old (old, old) fashion self. That's one use for conservatism (her character is that sort of Christian). Let's see a likewise put-together Spears in the future, because no matter how hick she looks, we have to face that she'll be ... in our faces. I can't stomach the let-go hag she was recently, while still being thought of as her old sex symbol self. Oh, our crazy society! *Update:* It appears that the previous photo I found of Britney Spears was misleading, or not from a correct time. It seems she really just hasn't lost the pregnancy weight yet. And I'm relieved. I was kind of just going with the flow along with a new pregnancy rumors. They're still rumors!

Big Fashion Moments 2005

Jan14
10. The Black Eyed Peas The Black Eyed Peas This is just the Black Eyed Peas, it's how they, frightfully, are: fashionably disastrous, daringly trashy. All year, and beyond. 9. Johnny Damon Sells Out Johnny Damon's Yankee Haircut Johnny Damon whores himself to the Yankees, but looked pretty nice. Hmm. 8. Clean Up Paris's State? Paris Hilton Demure It's all a front 7. Martha Stewart's Post-Prison Poncho Martha Stewart's Poncho The crime still lives on as she gives newly crocheted monstrosities to guests on her talk show. 6. Michael Jackson Wore Pajamas to Court Jackson's Pajamas The waning strength of Jackson's mind is no excuse, but at least his excuse of coming from the doctor does mean that this attire is not normal for Michael's public appearances. 5. Shrinkdown Nicole Richie thin Nicole Richie and friend, Lindsay Lohan, got very unhealthily skinny. At least Lindsay might be putting a few lbs back on. (Nicole, where is that comfort eating after your breakup??!) (Paris, let your old pal have a burger!) 4. Boho Blowup Sienna Miller Boho Queen Thanks in part to Sienna Miller, boho blew up in 2005. Now, it seems to be dying out (thanks in part to Sienna going sleeker). 3. TomKat Lose Themselves in Each Other Katie Holmes Looks Awful with Pregnancy Fashion-wise, or so lovingly say the pansy "critics." Really, "Kate" lost more and more of herself, alone, to the scary power of Tom and Scientology (and perhaps the alien baby inside of her). Things might be looking up for 2006, thanks to Katie's father speaking up. Now, Katie might be questioning the relationship. 2. Bag Lady Chic Mary Kate Dumpster Chic Or dumpster chic. Make a style resolution for 2006, k? 1. Britney Spears Lost Her Fashion Sense with Baby Preston Britney Spears Pregnant Looks The trash keeps talkin', without a brain, of thoughts of having 2nd baby with K-Fed. And here's how that all started

Society's Fuss with Break-Ups

Dec12
Us Weekly Britney Tells Kevin Get OutJessica and Nick break-up rumors were simmering for months, and now that the final word has been spoken on that pair, America must move on to a new couple. But we're no longer about hook-ups and knock-ups, today, society is all about the break-up. Sure, little whispers have been hushing about this two, as well. But now the tabloids are out in full force declaring that Kevin is a party hound cheating dog, and Britney has finally called it quits. America, this is really about you. You are a bunch of lonely, pervy, nosy voyeurs (and you like to eat your comfort food in your sorrow, let me add). Basically, you are miserable, therefore everybody should be miserable. Get over yourselves, people, and hopefully then you can get over celebu-crap fairy-land tail (which you might obsess over, because you can't get tail). Get a life and live it---and it alone.

Britney Lost Pregnancy Weight?

Oct19
Apparently, this is Britney, Britney thin on Oct 15 2005 on October 15th, 2005. Exactly 1 month after giving birth to son Sean Preston Spears. Scroll back up. WHAT?! Ohhh, my. I think I need to run a few miles on the treadmill. And then I'm going to eat a Chocolate Chip Chocolate Cake with chocolate whipped cream frosting.

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