The Hollywouldn't Girls

Taking-the-Victorian-trend-too-far ---FUG

Actress Elsa Pataky at Dolce & Gabbana's VIP party to coincide with their Milan Fashion Week show.

It's rare to see a large-busted, or enhanced-larger-figured, model down the catwalks except in lingerie, so I suppose Pamela Anderson in a gold bikini was really no exception anyway.

But it's almost sad that this feat of an un-Paris-Hilton AA (cupped, not starred) celebrity walked the runway of a fashion practical joke. Half of Heatherette is now on his own as Richie Rich, with the same style-falsetto glitz as with the pair. How can we take this seriously?

Not as seriously as plus-sized models. Well, at least the plight of the "poor" big busted is not the same. Especially with sillcone or saline.

To be fair, a transsexual (Amande Lepore) walked down before Pam, with probably a bigger - and definitely faker - chest.

At least the show is fun post fodder ... but where's the product to be sold?