The Hollywouldn't Girls

Britney's Back on Tour! It's the Big Fuggle Circus (gallery)

SJSnarker — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:29:18 -0800

Oh, I hadn't even known Ms. Spears was set up to tour, and here she has finished her debut show (of the Circus tour) in New Orleans. (Aren't the two kind of a hot-mess pair? Oh sorry---to New Orleans.)

Britney's back dancing and taking part in her other infamous spectacle----the fuggest clothing in all of music.

At least her bod's pretty rockin'. Keep up the dance moves, Brit.

Enjoy this gallery of a fugly freak show! Complete with snarky comments to each pic! (A new feature from Hollywouldn't.)

Photo credit: WireImage

Barbara Walters on Rush Limbagh

DesignerElla — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:15:29 -0800

“

I don't want to have sex with him or Ann Coulter.

”Barbara Walters on The View

#mfw Fug: Elsa Pataky @ Dolce & Gabbana

SJSnarker — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 06:22:15 -0800

Taking-the-Victorian-trend-too-far ---FUG

Actress Elsa Pataky at Dolce & Gabbana's VIP party to coincide with their Milan Fashion Week show.

It's Been All Too Easy for Mischa Barton to Lose Weight

SJSnarker — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:47:21 -0800

Which must have been really easy,

in that it was nothing.

Or while in passing it back up.

You see if I say I'm watching what I eat, it's more like
I need to because
I was recently on the see food diet.

(A joke better done through voice.)

"So lately there’s been a lot of crazy press about my weight and just so you guys know I’m happier and healthier than ever so there is no need to worry about me. Things are really well in Mischa world and I’ve just been watching what I eat."

Quote the star about a recent weight drop,

The Hills' Audrina Partridge Looks Fab for a Change

SJSnarker — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 04:35:06 -0800

Not just sexy, Audrina Partridge from MTV's The Hills, was looking fabulous and even womanly (like a real human girl) at the recent FILA Fall 2009 Launch.

Here she is showing off their sneakers, gym bags and her own great cleav in a nice(!!!) dress and ultra-fabuloso hair.

In other news, Ms. Partridge was robbed on Oscar night. No, of course not of an Oscar, sillies.

Photos: WireImage

The Hollywouldn't Girls are Bad.

SJSnarker — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:48:18 -0800

Agh, I've been rolling around like sick or hungover or drunk or something. (What else is new?) And it might be about my *time of the month* or something. Anyway, we've needed to take care of some problems in the "greenroom" part of the business here, and yes, we haven't posted.

But we're working, even if you don't care. :-P Now I need some iron. And hard prescription drugs.

KThxBai.

Complete "Transcript" of Our Live Oscars Tweeting

SJSnarker — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 21:05:33 -0800

The Hollywouldn't Girls: This "transcript" of our tweets has been slightly edited.
Hollywouldntwit: Live Tweeting/Blogging The Oscars!
SarahJSnarker: BTW the official ABC red carpet show is on now and the big show starts @ 8. _I_ am behind-so unprofessional-But with virgin drink at least.
Both Hollywouldn't Girls: [We] gasped at Sarah Jessica Parker---she's Cinderella!!! http://twitpic.com/1n5eu / http://twitpic.com/1n5g4
SarahJSnarker: *Jealous of BF's alcoholic drink*
SarahJSnarker: Tim Gunn loves seeing Marisa Tomei with her clothes ON. Yeahh, he's in fashion and he's gay.
Hollywouldn't Ella: http://twitpic.com/1n5mb - I love Penelope Cruz's look, especially her hair is how I would want to look.
The Hollywouldn't Girls: Oh. Ha. Ha. Cheap sets for the Oscar opener. Ha. Ha. Seriously, it is kind of cute and appropriate.
SarahJSnarker: I thought he was going to say her upper lip was hairy. It rhymed, after all.
SarahJSnarker: http://twitpic.com/1n5z5 - Does Tilda Swinton always look ghastly?
Hollywouldntwit: Hollywouldn't Guy: Is [Goldie Hawn's dress] like not covering anything?
SJS: Um, nipples.
Hollywouldntwit: RT @ecorazzi Like the 5-person theme tonight and the nice comments from each person on stage. Great change, Academy!
The Hollywouldn't Girls: Tina Fey looks amazing. Can't get photo yet.
The Hollywouldn't Girls: Milk counts for original screenplay? It's true life.
The Hollywouldn't Girls: Oh they totally favored Wall-E in the nominee-showing. [Which then won the Oscar.]
SarahJSnarker: Lavatory Lovestory? Is that for the gays?
The Hollywouldn't Editor: would like to officially apologize for that tweet.
Hollyouwldntwit: OK Hollywouldn't Girls loved SJP's gown-Hollywouldn't Guy just said "OMG!! You can see her rack from a mile away!" http://twitpic.com/1n5eu (same photo as above*)
The Hollywouldn't Girls: http://twitpic.com/1n6yo - Natalie Portman in purple. Surprised there isn't more of recent seasons' IT color!
The Hollywouldn't Girls: http://twitpic.com/1n70a - WOAH!x4 That bow is bigger than Aretha Franklin's! (Jessica Biel)
Hollywouldntwit: You Vote - Beyonce's Oscar Look http://ff.im/-1b9hA
SarahJSnarker: Hollywouldn't Guy just took swig of only coconut rum. God, with me jealous too. (Btw I still act drunk. Oh I took one tiny sip of daiquiri.)
Hugh Jackman: "the musical is back!"
SJSnarker: "Come on, be a man."
The Hollywouldn't Girls: *Applaud Cuba Gooding Jr. on Robert Downey Jr.*
SarahJSnarker: *Yawn.* Is this wrong? I'm only half here. #oscars
The Hollywouldn't Girls: Is it just us or does it seem odd atm that Perez Hilton blogs as though the show's over? http://perezhilton.com/2009-02-22-kudos #oscars
The Hollywouldn't Girls: http://twitpic.com/1n8bx - More "IT" color purple. (Alicia Keys)
Hollywouldntwit: Sean Penn's wife had to grab his face to kiss her.. *Hollywouldn't Guy, "don't forget, you're straight!"*
Hollywouldntwit: RT @pattyhuntington still chuckling at @TimesFashion tweet that the fashpack thinks rourke looks like a X between galliano & donatella...
The Hollywouldn't Girls: Annnnnd they threw in a bunch of more advertising! Goodnight! (Promise more blog coverage tomorrow!)

You Vote - Beyonce's Oscar Look

SJSnarker — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 18:24:09 -0800

Best or busted? Beyonce:

Gavin Rossdale does the Mob Look at Oscar Pre-Party

SJSnarker — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:39:08 -0800

Did Gavin Rossdale dress in Charlie Sheen's new clothing line or something?

WireImage
Gavin Rossdale arrives at Global Green USA's 6th Annual Pre-Oscar Party at Avalon Hollywood on February 19, 2009 in Hollywood, California.

Live Tweeting/Blogging The Oscars!

SJSnarker — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:08:26 -0800

We're live tweeting and blogging the Oscars now! Visit twitter.com/hollywouldntwit