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Mariska Hargitay Too Fat to Star in SVU

Mar31
Mariska Hargitay too fatBecause of this (and this picture) Mariska Hargitay is too fat to continue on with Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.. According to my sources, for the rest of the season she's taking maternity leave, which has already started due to film schedules. The baby boy, with husband and SVU guest star, Peter Hermann, is due in June. In recent episodes, she wasn't shown below the chest, and barely seen on screen at all, although her face didn't look as plump when they filmed. In the trailer for the next, we see her character "Liv" (Olivia) gets badly wounded. I have heard it from an intelligent source that Dick Wolf would not dare kill her off due to her popularity, and Mariska loves the show too much to leave. This plot line simply gives the actress time. She'd better exercise this summer! Just saying.

Reese Witherspoon: Moto Chick

Mar18
Reese Witherspoon Motorcycle filming Penelope Reese is way too cute to ride a motorcycle.

Tom Cruise's Evil Strikes Again

Mar17
Tom CruisePage Six: March 17, 2006 -- HOLLYWOOD bully Tom Cruise got Comedy Central to cancel Wednesday night's cablecast of a controversial "South Park" episode about Scientology by warning that he'd refuse to promote "Mission Impossible 3," insiders say. Since Paramount is banking on "MI3" to rake in blockbuster profits this summer, and Paramount is owned by Viacom, which also owns Comedy Central, the tactic worked. The episode, which first aired last November, was set to rerun Wednesday night, but was mysteriously pulled at the last minute. Now the question is whether Comedy Central will ever again air "Trapped in the Closet" and whether it will be included on the DVD of the show's ninth season. Cruise has a history of playing hardball. He is allegedly responsible for the missing sex scene his fiancée Katie Homes filmed (before she started dating Tom) in "Thank You for Smoking," which opens today.
Tom Cruise's evil strikes once more. Why pull the episode on rerun? That seems lame, but if it doesn't appear in the DVD, that says something really pathetic about those pansy Viacom heads. They could instead yank Cruise's Mission Impossible 3, but they would lose a lot of money. What really should be done is a boycott on hiring Cruise, starting now. No money lost, and no one wants to see him in movies, anymore, anyway! Win win. Cruise -> lose. Perfect.

Learn from the Lindsay Lohan Paparazzi Video

Mar16
This should be a lesson to all of us who use tabloid material. Seeing this, we know the reality of such intrusions is a shame.

Jon Stewart Gets the Oscars Audience

Mar06
Jon Stewart is funny because what he says is true. He says what we are thinking, and we love him for it.
  1. In the song nominee performance for Crash, there was a staged fire on stage, with artful escapees. Jon pointed out that in a real fire, we should not run away in slow motion.
  2. After I noticed that a presenter's speaking was out of sync with the delay, Jon came through again and claimed that the musician for another musical piece was "finger syncing."
  3. At first, the montages were moving. After a few, they became yawns. So many! And Jon... "Holy crap! We are out of film clips! If you have film clips, please send them. I don't care if they are on Beta."

Gay Theme Rules the Oscars

Mar06
  1. Host, Jon Stewart, wakes in bed with George Clooney. He's ecstatic that it's not a dream.
  2. Jon Stewart complains that Brokeback Mountain breaks from the macho cowboy film classic, and shows a series of oldies clips of ambiguously gay cowboys.
  3. Funnymen, Will Ferrel and Steve Carrell, wear way too much makeup. (I loove Steve's eye lashes!)

Stapp Idiot for Caring about Sex Tape

Mar04
People: "Kid Rock: Stapp 'Idiot' for Losing Sex Tape" SJ Snarker: Stapp idiot for caring about sex tape. Kid Rock Sex TapeThis won't hurt their careers, most likely, unless Scott Stapp is a Christian singer. He mustn't be, to make the tape. And they're men, so who's going to go out of his (or her) way to get this tape, for entertainment purposes? Pretty much the consensus around blogs is that no one wants to watch Kid Rock like this. I know, icky potty! And not that I ever liked Creed, but they're now ruined for me. Oh, the strippers, the nasty, hick-on-crack partner, could you take it lower? Related: Gawker Egotastic (photo)

Mariah Carey Sets a Film Comeback

Mar01
Hearing the name "Mariah Carey" is enough to give me a little nausea, but throw in the phrase "comeback" and I'm really feeling sick. The twit being called the "comeback queen" over some success recently pushes me over the top. Mariah Carey in GlitterNow Mariah is in the news again, and there's buzz over her plainly scoring a movie role (first one since Glitter, you see). She will be starring in Tennessee as a biracial waitress who sets out with her two brothers to find their estranged father, so he can help their littlest brother, who has leukemia. Did I mention she's biracial? That is a very important fact I assume the studio heads want me to mention no matter what angle I take on announcing this.
"Because this character is interracial and struggles with all sorts of issues because of that, I thought she was perfect," says producer, Lee Daniels.
Cause no one else can play a biracial girl (never mind which races, they say!) but a poor actress who looks plain ol' white but mid-career turned straight around from acting white to portray herself as a ghetto diva. Get out of the way between me and the bathroom!

V for Vile in MovieFone Clip

Feb26
Natalie Head ShaveBy now you know how I feel about Natalie Portman's shaved head for V for Vendetta. I even hate her new pixie. Well, MovieFone has an exclusive clip of the very head-shaving, controversial scene from the movie. I could barely stomach it. Still, if you're excited about all the buzz (cut), check it out. Here's a much nicer pic of the formerly-pretty gal. And if you're worried about watching the movie, she has hair in at least some of it! And if you're worried about future eye candy with brains, the 'do is growing! Natalie V for Vendetta Hair

Unapologetic Isaac Mizrahi to Host Oscar Preshow

Feb22
Access Hollywood tried to get an apology out of Isaac Mizrahi for his Golden Globes pre-show antics, but Isaac stood up for himself. E! (Entertainment Television Network) "backs him up," as well, and has signed him on to host their pre-Oscar show. For more information, visit Access Hollywood.com.

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