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What's More: Katie Holmes

Apr13
Katie Holmes Boobs More importantly: Katie Holmes has grandma, pancake boobs?! Closeup Katie Holmes Pregnant Boobs

Tom Cruise's Abusive Father

Apr13
He was the kind of person where, if something goes wrong, they kick you.
--Tom Cruise on abusive father(s? place?)? Wow, that's wrong. Tom Cruise has no sense of grammar.

Gwyneth and Chris's Son, Moses

Apr12
Gwyneth Paltrow and husband, Coldplay singer, Chris Martin, had their baby boy this weekend ... and named him Moses.
Moses is the name of a song Martin wrote for his wife in 2003.
That'll be some resentment if the couple breaks up. What a testament to their love, though, so ... original? Forget about living up to a legacy. Good luck, little boy with the big name. (Don't chew on your sister too much. Candy's better.) What do you think about this name for the newborn?

Hugh Hefner is Far Too Old for Sex with Young Girls

Apr07
Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy Magazine, turns 80 (with an accompanying Birthday bash) on Saturday, April 8th. And I would like to propose my theory on his life in more recent years. Hugh Hefner's 79th Birthday Party with three girlfriends You see, I don't think he does have sex any more, contrary to the image he portrays with three "hot" girlfriends, suggesting he does with at least them, and many more at any time before. He would like us to think that he is still a frisky man, and I'm sure he still likes the look of women; appreciates it. But he's too old. Period. These women don't want to touch that. Think of your sagging grandmother. Instead, these girls get money and some fame and the "main" girlfriend (how sick) shares companionship with the old man. Hefner gets to hang on to his image until his death bed. And that's all it's about. Period. End of story. Don't believe anything else.

Mariska Hargitay Too Fat to Star in SVU

Mar31
Mariska Hargitay too fatBecause of this (and this picture) Mariska Hargitay is too fat to continue on with Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.. According to my sources, for the rest of the season she's taking maternity leave, which has already started due to film schedules. The baby boy, with husband and SVU guest star, Peter Hermann, is due in June. In recent episodes, she wasn't shown below the chest, and barely seen on screen at all, although her face didn't look as plump when they filmed. In the trailer for the next, we see her character "Liv" (Olivia) gets badly wounded. I have heard it from an intelligent source that Dick Wolf would not dare kill her off due to her popularity, and Mariska loves the show too much to leave. This plot line simply gives the actress time. She'd better exercise this summer! Just saying.

Crazy Adam Sandler Man!

Mar23
Adam Sandler Crazy Man What has happened to Adam Sandler??! I hope this is just for his movie with a character emotionally distraught post 9/11.

Tom Cruise Squints Eyes

Mar19
Still-pregnant, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, looking fashionable, but here's a great quote: Katie Holmes Tom Cruise
People: Mom-to-be Katie Holmes sports shades – while fiancé Tom Cruise could stand to use a pair – in Beverly Hills on Sunday.
Ha ha! That's spot on. Tom often looks squinty-eyed, but here I didn't even recognize him. Anyway, more importantly: look at that bag???!!! Most important: what do you think of this fashion?

Mariska Hargitay Blew Up

Mar19
Law and Order: SVU's Mariska Hargitay, pregnant: Mariska Hargitay Pregnant Wow, Mariska blew up with the fat in the face!

Snarker Speaks Out: Britney Pregnant, Again?

Mar17
Britney Spears Beach To me, this isn't the stomach or body of a newly pregnant woman. Look at the tone formations, and would her legs and arms be that thick? I think she's just carrying weight. I hope that's all it is, because this makes me so happy to stare and stare and stare at.

Seeking Shannon Elizabeth's Assets

Mar17
Shannon Elizabeth Assets Shannon Elizabeth's Husband Seeks Assets. Honey, you gave up those assets. Now, it's really just the rest of the men in the country seeking her assets.

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