- The Hollywouldn't Girls: This "transcript" of our tweets has been slightly edited.
- Hollywouldntwit: Live Tweeting/Blogging The Oscars!
- SarahJSnarker: BTW the official ABC red carpet show is on now and the big show starts @ 8. _I_ am behind-so unprofessional-But with virgin drink at least.
- Both Hollywouldn't Girls: [We] gasped at Sarah Jessica Parker---she's Cinderella!!! http://twitpic.com/1n5eu / http://twitpic.com/1n5g4
- SarahJSnarker: *Jealous of BF's alcoholic drink*
- SarahJSnarker: Tim Gunn loves seeing Marisa Tomei with her clothes ON. Yeahh, he's in fashion and he's gay.
- Hollywouldn't Ella: http://twitpic.com/1n5mb - I love Penelope Cruz's look, especially her hair is how I would want to look.
- The Hollywouldn't Girls: Oh. Ha. Ha. Cheap sets for the Oscar opener. Ha. Ha. Seriously, it is kind of cute and appropriate.
- SarahJSnarker: I thought he was going to say her upper lip was hairy. It rhymed, after all.
- SarahJSnarker: http://twitpic.com/1n5z5 - Does Tilda Swinton always look ghastly?
- Hollywouldntwit: Hollywouldn't Guy: Is [Goldie Hawn's dress] like not covering anything?
- SJS: Um, nipples.
- Hollywouldntwit: RT @ecorazzi Like the 5-person theme tonight and the nice comments from each person on stage. Great change, Academy!
- The Hollywouldn't Girls: Tina Fey looks amazing. Can't get photo yet.
- The Hollywouldn't Girls: Milk counts for original screenplay? It's true life.
- The Hollywouldn't Girls: Oh they totally favored Wall-E in the nominee-showing. [Which then won the Oscar.]
- SarahJSnarker: Lavatory Lovestory? Is that for the gays?
- The Hollywouldn't Editor: would like to officially apologize for that tweet.
- Hollyouwldntwit: OK Hollywouldn't Girls loved SJP's gown-Hollywouldn't Guy just said "OMG!! You can see her rack from a mile away!" http://twitpic.com/1n5eu (same photo as above*)
- The Hollywouldn't Girls: http://twitpic.com/1n6yo - Natalie Portman in purple. Surprised there isn't more of recent seasons' IT color!
- The Hollywouldn't Girls: http://twitpic.com/1n70a - WOAH!x4 That bow is bigger than Aretha Franklin's! (Jessica Biel)
- Hollywouldntwit: You Vote - Beyonce's Oscar Look http://ff.im/-1b9hA
- SarahJSnarker: Hollywouldn't Guy just took swig of only coconut rum. God, with me jealous too. (Btw I still act drunk. Oh I took one tiny sip of daiquiri.)
- Hugh Jackman: "the musical is back!"
- SJSnarker: "Come on, be a man."
- The Hollywouldn't Girls: *Applaud Cuba Gooding Jr. on Robert Downey Jr.*
- SarahJSnarker: *Yawn.* Is this wrong? I'm only half here. #oscars
- The Hollywouldn't Girls: Is it just us or does it seem odd atm that Perez Hilton blogs as though the show's over? http://perezhilton.com/2009-02-22-kudos #oscars
- The Hollywouldn't Girls: http://twitpic.com/1n8bx - More "IT" color purple. (Alicia Keys)
- Hollywouldntwit: Sean Penn's wife had to grab his face to kiss her.. *Hollywouldn't Guy, "don't forget, you're straight!"*
- Hollywouldntwit: RT @pattyhuntington still chuckling at @TimesFashion tweet that the fashpack thinks rourke looks like a X between galliano & donatella...
- The Hollywouldn't Girls: Annnnnd they threw in a bunch of more advertising! Goodnight! (Promise more blog coverage tomorrow!)
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Keira Knightley's Valentino was so original, unique, and simple and ornate at the same time. She was the queen of the night, fashion-wise.
Emmy Rossum is just beautiful, and I love the layers of different-sized tulle ruffles on her Dior gown.
Jessica Alba in a nicely shaped, flattering Versace gown.
Felicity Huffman gets enough love from her husband, so I've nothing more to say than "she is in Marchesa," to add to that fluffy train.
Kyra Sedgwick: I love the lacey ruffles and different use of trendy and flattering belts on her gown by Bottega Veneta.
Minus points for showing leg. Bonus points for showing shoe.
Eva Longoria ... in the
Teri Hatcher: Glitz n' Diva in Versace. Minus points for skank and attention desperation.

Felicity Huffman.
I apologize for not being able to find a picture of the back of her 'do. It consisted of perfectly twisted, put-into-place curls that looked angelic on her, quite matching the goddess gown, with perfectly placed sparkling strips.
I'm sorry, but I completely disagree with anyone who thought Natalie Portman looked good at the Golden Globes, especially those who liked her hair. The hair ruined the lovely vintage Chanel dress, and it nearly ruins her pure beauty. I can't wait for it to grow back, and I'm not sure I'll be able to stomach watching the movie she went bald for.
Ellen Pompeo had perfectly nice, straight hair. Then "Brad" called, and she decided to go curly. This faux crimp-curl do distracted me from anything else about her the evening of the awards, I didn't even notice her awful frock.
Gee, thanks, Wash N' Curl™.
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