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Britney's Back on Tour! It's the Big Fuggle Circus (gallery)

Mar04

Oh, I hadn't even known Ms. Spears was set up to tour, and here she has finished her debut show (of the Circus tour) in New Orleans. (Aren't the two kind of a hot-mess pair? Oh sorry---to New Orleans.)

Britney's back dancing and taking part in her other infamous spectacle----the fuggest clothing in all of music.

At least her bod's pretty rockin'. Keep up the dance moves, Brit.

Enjoy this gallery of a fugly freak show! Complete with snarky comments to each pic! (A new feature from Hollywouldn't.)

Photo credit: WireImage

Britney's Back on Tour! It's the Big Fuggle Circus (gallery)
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#mfw Fug: Elsa Pataky @ Dolce & Gabbana

Mar02

Taking-the-Victorian-trend-too-far ---FUG

Actress Elsa Pataky at Dolce & Gabbana's VIP party to coincide with their Milan Fashion Week show.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Lost & Drowning in Her Outfit

Feb18
Little Jenny,

you look just so, and lost in the block. Where's your mommy girl?

I hear things are hard for you now. And I know you spent February 14th romancing, or sis-mancing a just-friends gal pal.

But this goes beyond the lost of sad. You're drowning in your insane poncho and teenage-girl oversized bootleg/flare jeans atop sad, pathetic, lame, childlike sneakers.

You do your Louis Vuitton class Speedy bag a terrible injustice.

Things aren't so bad, so put some effort into your look. You'll find your way, Love.

Love,
         (or not)
Sarah.

P.S. Don't take the "add a designer bag and you'll look fabulous in anything" too seriously, Love.
In our weekly re-fug from GoFugYourself's featured photos...

"Fat" Supermodel - Heidi Klum in Tapered Pants

Feb18
She looks huge.

This is not phat with a "p.h." - no.

Just. No.
02/16/09: Heidi Klum reveals her red carpet look for the 2009 Academy Awards at the Victoria's...

A Snake? No just Eva Longoria Parker in a Technicolor Skin Coat

Feb18
people.com
Matthew Williamson
2-Stars for Effort

I love a nice python but Eva Longoria Parker looks like she belongs on Broadway doing jazzhands right now or something. This look is so technicolor and shiny, I need my shades.

It's a don't...even if it is glamorous. Sorry.

Lindsay Lohan: High-Waisted Skinny Pants? Oh no!

Feb18
1-Star Look
What are these? High-wasited skinny jeans that look more like leggings. Oh no!

I could say she's thin enough to pull it off, but it's like she's got a male body without any hips, to match Samantha Ronson's male face, and practically everything else.

Ugh!

Fug!

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