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Britney's Back on Tour! It's the Big Fuggle Circus (gallery)

Mar04

Oh, I hadn't even known Ms. Spears was set up to tour, and here she has finished her debut show (of the Circus tour) in New Orleans. (Aren't the two kind of a hot-mess pair? Oh sorry---to New Orleans.)

Britney's back dancing and taking part in her other infamous spectacle----the fuggest clothing in all of music.

At least her bod's pretty rockin'. Keep up the dance moves, Brit.

Enjoy this gallery of a fugly freak show! Complete with snarky comments to each pic! (A new feature from Hollywouldn't.)

Photo credit: WireImage

Britney's Back on Tour! It's the Big Fuggle Circus (gallery)
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The Hills' Audrina Partridge Looks Fab for a Change

Feb25

Not just sexy, Audrina Partridge from MTV's The Hills, was looking fabulous and even womanly (like a real human girl) at the recent FILA Fall 2009 Launch.

Here she is showing off their sneakers, gym bags and her own great cleav in a nice(!!!) dress and ultra-fabuloso hair.

In other news, Ms. Partridge was robbed on Oscar night. No, of course not of an Oscar, sillies.

Photos: WireImage

The Hills' Audrina Partridge Looks Fab for a Change
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Poll: Victoria Beckham's Dress: Posh or Popper?

Feb18

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Lost & Drowning in Her Outfit

Feb18
Little Jenny,

you look just so, and lost in the block. Where's your mommy girl?

I hear things are hard for you now. And I know you spent February 14th romancing, or sis-mancing a just-friends gal pal.

But this goes beyond the lost of sad. You're drowning in your insane poncho and teenage-girl oversized bootleg/flare jeans atop sad, pathetic, lame, childlike sneakers.

You do your Louis Vuitton class Speedy bag a terrible injustice.

Things aren't so bad, so put some effort into your look. You'll find your way, Love.

Love,
         (or not)
Sarah.

P.S. Don't take the "add a designer bag and you'll look fabulous in anything" too seriously, Love.
In our weekly re-fug from GoFugYourself's featured photos...

Oscar Recession Stylist: Ella's Pick for Salma Hayek

Feb18
DesignerElla is a long-running fashion blogger
and aspiring designer. She runs (be a) Fabulista.
Then what about Salma's bust? It's accentuated here with ruffles - the hugest (possibly) trend of today.

Salma would look so beautiful and amazingly sexy in this gown. But this is a recessionista special, and we're unlikely to see this $500 masterpiece walk down the red carpet nearly any year.
What might Salma actually wear?
I'm imagining Dior. I'd go mad for a Romantique-style dress like the handbag collection. I can really see it on Salma, and it's so much more flattering than that silly Grecian thing that's been Oscar-trendy for years.
This gown shows off the waist with no extra padding, like a belt or ruching, which can really help a fabulously gorgeous woman such as Ms. Hayek. Plus there's the added bonus of the very high-up belt, which is unusual (and this adds a little bling).
Black and White Mermaid Gowns by Sherri Hill $500 - eDressMe
Salma not only has an ample bosom and a fabulous curvy figure, but she's fit with a little waist to boot. Salma would look amazing with something high waisted and form-fitting at the same time. A wide belted evening gown, a ruched midsection; these are things that could work. I picked something similar to that....
01/11/09: Actress Salma Hayek arrives at the 66th Annual Golden Globe Awards held at the...

"Fat" Supermodel - Heidi Klum in Tapered Pants

Feb18
She looks huge.

This is not phat with a "p.h." - no.

Just. No.
02/16/09: Heidi Klum reveals her red carpet look for the 2009 Academy Awards at the Victoria's...

Kim & Khloe Kardashian Klean Up for Fashion Week

Feb18

The kids even
look klassy!

02/17/09: Khloe Kardashian (L) and Kim Kardashian attend the Badgley Mischka Fall 2009...

A Snake? No just Eva Longoria Parker in a Technicolor Skin Coat

Feb18
people.com
Matthew Williamson
2-Stars for Effort

I love a nice python but Eva Longoria Parker looks like she belongs on Broadway doing jazzhands right now or something. This look is so technicolor and shiny, I need my shades.

It's a don't...even if it is glamorous. Sorry.

Lindsay Lohan: High-Waisted Skinny Pants? Oh no!

Feb18
1-Star Look
What are these? High-wasited skinny jeans that look more like leggings. Oh no!

I could say she's thin enough to pull it off, but it's like she's got a male body without any hips, to match Samantha Ronson's male face, and practically everything else.

Ugh!

Fug!

Style Finds Inspired by Gwen Stefani's Rockin' Coat

Feb18
Fringe Trim Plaid Scarf $10 - Wet Seal
MARC BY MARC JACOBS Plaid Hooded Jacket with Faux Fur Trim $268 - Nordstrom
Hooded Swing Jacket In Ochre Sloan Plaid $235 - 7 For All Mankind
Roxy - Winterfest Bomber Jacket 08 (Black Farmer Plaid) $84 - Zappos
Hurley - Sasha Trapeze Coat (Parchment) $98 - Zappos
Gwen Stefani walkin' babies and rockin' a rockstar look, as usual. Here are some fashion finds inspired by her blue and pink plaid hooded coat with pocket.

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